Things I Learned on Summer Vacation...

[lydamorehouse]

Things I learned on summer vacation....

.....manufacturers of water balloons make far too many pink ones,
...like any warfare, there is an art to water bombing. For instance, it is often better to throw in the direction of the fleeing child so that the balloon bursts at his feet, showering him in watery goodness, and
.....Indiana is damned hot and sometimes it feels quite awesome to shove a hose in your pants.

Comments

[civic-oracle.livejournal.com]

My sisters and I used to tie water balloons to kite strings using slip knots. One large yank and instant watery bombardment!

[deepmarine.livejournal.com]

Did you shove the hose up your pants, starting at the hem, or down, starting at the waistline?

It makes a difference. Although both are shocking and refreshing.

Hot, Hot, Hot!

[holy-toledo.livejournal.com]

Lord, everyone keeps telling me it's freakin' hot in the midwest, but here I am in Guatemala and it's still temperate as ever.

-Mel