Things I Learned on Summer Vacation...

Things I learned on summer vacation....

.....manufacturers of water balloons make far too many pink ones,
...like any warfare, there is an art to water bombing. For instance, it is often better to throw in the direction of the fleeing child so that the balloon bursts at his feet, showering him in watery goodness, and
.....Indiana is damned hot and sometimes it feels quite awesome to shove a hose in your pants.