lydamorehouse: (Bazz-B)
 Do you ever have mornings where one dumb thing sets you off?  

Today, I was a big jerk to my family because, as we were getting ready to leave for the day, I could NOT find the bag that I keep all my pen pal correspondence stuff in. Normally, I wouldn't even be looking for it at 6:45 am, but I had to take Shawn to a dermatology appointment and the idea of sitting in the waiting room staring at the walls annoyed me no end. I thought that if I could at least write a letter or something, it wouldn't feel like wasted time.  I have a book I could read, but I couldn't find that either, because... well, probably because last night I gave away one of my lucky coins to the "good neighbors" that stole my pen at Wyrdsmiths last night, but that's another story which I will get to momentarily.

Suffice to say, I was a grouch-bag about my bag the entire way into to school.  As it happened we arrived to the appointment early enough that Shawn told me that I might as well do some of the errands I was annoyed at not being able to get a jump on, and I even had enough time to go back home and find the stupid bag. 

I got back just as Shawn was finishing, so did I get to write that letter? No.  In fact, when I got home and went to take the bag out of the back seat in order to move it somewhere safe in doors, I managed to spill the contents onto the icy street... possibly ruining all the unused stationary.

Yeah, after that I decided I needed to appease some gods, so the first thing I did was post a cat picture to the internet:



And, so, I posted this with the tag line: "Because everyone needs a cat in a basket today." Now, if I saw someone's picture of their cat doing something cute, I would totally write "Wow!" or "Adorable!" or "Kitty!" in the comments.  It seems kind of a natural response to me.  My friends, apparently, don't think that way. My first comment was a joking tease that maybe bird people don't need a cat in a basket, the second was another tease (a little rougher) with some kind of joke about today, when I could really use a basket! What am I to do with all the stuff that needs a basket?  The last comment so far is, "That cat looks pissed."

I mean, I'm getting happy hearts and likes and whatnot, but literally no one can say anything nice about my cat.

So, those are my friends.

When I could use some cheering up and thought to myself, "Hey, I'll post a nice cat picture so people can tell me how great my cat looks and I can feel better about today," I get a bunch of not terribly funny jokes and "That cat looks pissed."

So I'm going to change my luck again. Back to the bit where I gave up one of my lucky coins to the f-a-i-r-i-e.  Yesterday night, at Wyrdsmiths, I put my pen somewhere and could NOT for the life of me find it again.  I joked that it was stolen by the fairy, but it was weird. Completely gone, it seemed.  Naomi said, "To bad you don't have anything shiny to trade." But I always do, I keep 5 coins in that little, otherwise useless pocket in my jeans. It's something some Feng Shui book told me to do once.  I never worry about losing them because I figure that when I do, I just need to grab another coin and "change my luck." So, I left a coin out on the table. The instant I did, Naomi said, "Oh! I see it!" I had, APPARENTLY, stuck it in the collar of my shirt.

I took the coin back, which might have been my mistake.  I'll have to give them one as I leave today, so make it clear we're square.


lydamorehouse: (Default)
I forgot to write about the one other strangely amusing part of WorldCON.

Naomi and I had a room fairy--and I don't mean the FABULOUS kind. 

When I first arrived, I set some stuff down on the bed--my program guide, badge, and... my glasses.  I have a tendency to take my glasses off a lot because I can actually see really well in the middle-range.  I need bifocals for reading and distance correction, specifically for driving.  But, when I'm walking around the house (or hotel room) or working on my computer, I see perfectly without them.  Hence, the glasses hit the matress.

I went to the bathroom and my glasses DISAPPEARED.

Luckily, Shawn packs for me, so not ony did I have a first aid kit (you think I'm joking?), but she also packed my spare pair of glasses.  Since I had to run off to some event or other, I put those on, figuring that FOR SURE my glasses would show up at some point.

When I told Naomi about this, I think she thought I was a little crazy, until the hairbrush incident.  She was getting ready to go out to a party and stopped to brush her hair.  I watched her set it down on her suitcase.  She went to the bathroom and then couldn't find the hairbrush anywhere.  So, I said to her, "I think we have a room fairy.  Offer silver."  So, she made a great production of offering a quarter to the room fairies and she dug through her suitcase ONE MORE TIME, and, lo and behold, the hairbrush appeared.

Now, back to my glasses.... being the kind of laissez faire personality that I am, I kind of didn't worry about finding my glasses until it was time to pack.  Then, Naomi and I did a full and complete search of the room.  We moved chairs, looked under beds, and nearly turned everything out.  Finally, in frustration, we offered silver again.  I left a quarter on the bed (housekeeping had already come), and told Naomi to let me know if the fairies ever returned my glasses.

They did.  Shortly after I boarded the train home, I got a text.  The glasses had reappeared under the bed near the headboard.  Considering that I'd left them in the middle of the bed, that's a plausible but weird place for them to have been discovered. 

I'm telling you, room fairies.

Naomi was surprised that the fairies didn't actually take the silver.  But, in my imaginary world, it was the offer that counted both times.  Trade is always acceptable to the fair folk, particularly for something shiny, right?

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