Day in the Life of an Idiot

 Shawn has a family funeral she absolutely must attend and, where she goes, I go.  The funeral is in Gilman, Wisconsin, which is just enough of a hassle to get to that I suspect that I'm going to be racing down the highway a half hour before this stupid speaking gig, stumble into the house in a sheer panic of "where the hell is my web cam???" and be completely out of sorts for EXTRA reasons beyond  I DON'T DO PPT, HERE IS A PPT, WUT?

Fun times!