Day in the Life of an Idiot

Today, while driving Shawn into work, I spotted something on the boulevard that looked like a piece of trash.  Two seconds later, my brain registered a fluffy tail.  Then, I realized what I saw was actually an albino squirrel.  I remarked to Shawn that white is actually a surprisingly good camouflage in our litter-heavy modern era.  She laughed and said, “Maybe the next step in squirrel evolution will be to develop bright red fur with little golden arches on them!”

I think she might be right.