I Nearly Peed My Pants (SO FUNNY!)

[lydamorehouse]

This, however, is an April Fool's joke and made me laugh OUT LOUD (from Tor.com):

Science Fiction World Rocked as Woman Claims No Sexual Attraction to Neil Gaiman.

Clearly a joke, as I can't think of ANYONE not attracted to Neil. Certainly you've all heard about my various and embarrassingly Fruedian dreams about him, right?

Comments

[joncwriter.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Best Headline ever!!! :D

[naomikritzer]

That is hilARious.

Freudian Dreams?

[(Anonymous)]

You having Freudian dreams about the guy, that must be an April Fool's joke.
As well as the article itself.
OK, I confess never having heard of the guy, and I'm sure I'm not the only one (in Egypt).

Dorian

Re: Freudian Dreams?

[lydamorehouse]

Do you even know how happy you've made me? You've heard of me, but not Neil!

*died and gone to heaven!*

But, sadly, yes, I've had very... telling dreams about Neil Gaiman. I interviewed him for Science Fiction Chronicle many years back and afterwards dreamed that I invited him to my room to have sex (he was married at the time). In the middle of getting it on... Neil turned into me and I had sex with myself.

What do you think it means, Dr. Freud?

Re: Freudian Dreams?

[(Anonymous)]

The old fart would say it's obvious what it means, innit, and I'd agree with him for once.

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, my housemate thinks that Neil would be fun to hang out with but is otherwise not her type. (She adores his writing, though.) Clearly, art is imitating life here.

[lydamorehouse]

See, and I have a love/hate relationship with his writing, but totally crush out on the man and his accent (that part of the article is the part that had me nearly peeing my pants.)

Accent

[(Anonymous)]

He lived in East Grinstead for crying out loud. To locals known as EG. The place even has some bookshops and an Internet Cafe and is Very English.
On the wikipedia photo he looks like a rock star of the Keith Richards/Mick Jagger school.

Re: Accent

[dorianhaqmoun.livejournal.com]

sorry, forgot to put my name, but now made an account *woot*

[(Anonymous)]

I know what you mean. Heck, he'd fit well in a lineup with my ex-husband and Rufus Sewell, another rockstarcelebrityboyfriend.

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

Sorry, that we me (not logged in).

[xochiquetzl]

Yes, I can tell that article is an April Fool's. ;)