Day in the Life of an Idiot

Which I finally read by the way. Someone actually tracked down the EYE of ARGON and it was making the rounds as a kind of fan drinking game at the local conventions, only the deal was it was a round robin reading. You got to read it as long as you could continue to read it with a straight face, as it were, and didn't burst into to laughter.

I never had it for very long.