Day in the Life of an Idiot

Yeah, I told my wife, Shawn, that I would not let her call any kind of animal removal service until the babies were born. Alas! The clumsy little critters are adorably cavorting in our lilac bushes "practicing squirrel" and now I'm, like, BUT LOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM HOMELESS!!

So, we may have squirrels in our soffits forever.

Cool that you had bob cat activity! We get mountain lions here, though very, very rarely. I have seen reports of them in outlying suburbs, but the biggest fauna I have had in my backyard was a very lost white-tail deer.