Day in the Life of an Idiot

Californians do not have the skunk cabbage, the flowers of which generate enough heat to melt the snow through which they grow.

Personally, I like to tell people the [true] story of learning to drive on Spring Park Bay, Lake Minnetonka, in the depths of winter, in the boyfriend's '66 Charger. You want to learn to do a burnout? A few hundred acres of ice and muscle car is a nice place to start. We may not be unique in pizza delivery to ice (fishing) houses, but California doesn't have that, either.

I used to have a pinback that read, "We don't care how they do it in New York." The sentiment is broadly applicable.

K.