A Better Test...

A better test of who people think I am is the meme going around Facebook right now that plays off that one where you ask all your FB Friends to say where they met you. The new one asks participants to LIE. Make something up.

This is how you REALLY find out who people think you are. I have to say, my friends know me pretty damn well.

Oh, but I almost forgot! Today I promised to begin posting Mouse bits!! I will double-check, but I believe I have made them all safe for work. If not, I'll just post the beginning and hide the rest under a cut.

Must go.

Mouse Preview #1

You know how everyone asks “do you remember where you were when the Aswan dams broke?” I remember very well, indeed. It’s not a story I often tell.

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My face was being jammed into a toilet bowl the day the lights went out. I didn’t realize that at that same moment 9 million died under the crush of water bursting from the Aswan dam; in fact, I thought the power outage was a gift from God Himself because I used the opportunity to kick Yuri Sullivan in the shin.

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