This made me laugh so hard. Though I'm sorry for the blessing bit. They should really explain these things better. A lot of churches of any sort are insular and just expect that everybody REALLY knows what to do, but so many of us don't, and that's perfectly reasonable of us.

The bathroom sign just DID ME IN.

It's really great that the pastor did "get" Margaret, though. I've been to so many services where the pastor tried hard but obviously had no idea.

P.