My favorite comment on my Free Mouse shirt was the guy who insisted it was some kind of kinky bondage thing. I may have to brandish enormous swaths of Cat5 and leer at him next time I wear it. ;)

And yes, I sometimes prefer the unwritten worlds in my head to what I'm putting on paper. If only I could just download it directly from my brain... along with what makes it compelling to me. That's the tricky part. Sometimes I just want to be really, really nice to a character for awhile, only no one wants to read that unless it's smut. And I can't go to the effort of typing it out and not show anyone. I've tried. It's a disease.