Weird Observation #14: Lesbians Relax Me

[lydamorehouse]

I often work out, when I can, in the morning, and the gym I go to always has the TV going. I've noticed the strangest phenomenon. If I look up and catch sight of Ellen, my heart rate drops. Apparently, being among my own kind relaxes me, even if it's just an image on the television.

Strange, n'est pas?

My cauliflower is picked and my bread got made. Writing not so much. I'm off to go do that.

Comments

[cmpriest.livejournal.com]

I love Ellen; she always seems to be having such a good time, and she's so kind to her guests -- but she has a lot of fun with them. In my perfect world, where I get the kind of publicity that puts me on talk shows, I'd love to do hers.