Day in the Life of an Idiot

Since I had to go to the pet store for water de-clorinator anyway, I decided it was time to pick up some new fish:

I got Susan some white mountain minnows as friends, but... I think we're going to have to sit down and have a discussion, Susan and I.  Susan... how do I tell you this, but FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD.  Fishfood is a thing.  Fishes are not food.  Even if they are VERY FUN TO CHASE.

Oh, Susan.  I have either bought you friends or a buffet.